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Tasty Mouse

 

Posted by Poisonous Snakes 4 Tots on 05/29/2018


Job Basics

Industry Sector: Outdoor

Job Categories: Customer Service

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Country: United States

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Job Description & Requirements

Must be tasty. Must be a mouse. Totally safe. You will 100% not be fed to a snake. Definitely not. You are not snake food. Nope. Non-tasty mice need not apply.

About Poisonous Snakes 4 Tots

Hold onto your hats! Active mole co. is expanding beyond the lucrative outdoorsy rodent market.

Forget Tide Pods! We're the next frontier in edgy childcare! "Just Say No" is so 1983! Just Say Yessssssssssss! Poisonous snakes for everyone! You get a snake! You get a snake! EVERYONE GETS A SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!! 

Show the children in your life that you really care about them by joining the Poisonous Snakes 4 Tots team! We offer great benefits, totally legit and not-at-all unsafe on-site childcare, and half of a bus pass!